SmarterChild (9:49:12 PM): I made you cry by saying that I will not marry you? So?
flamegurlmac (9:49:20 PM): I AM FUCKING SAD YOU MORON
SmarterChild (9:49:20 PM): Please use more... decorous language.

It is.....Almost my birthday! And guess what.....I got....A CELL PHONE! Yay. Lol, right now I'm trying to figure who I should put in my phone book. So far I've got:
Alexis (Home+Cell)
Home
Amber
Mom
Dad
Clayton
Angelic
Damn't...Who else....Who else?!(Damn't....My way short way of saying damn it.Plus, I accidently typed that without thinking, so it's here to stay.)Any way....If you think that YOU (Yes, you!) deserve to be in my phone book....Email me with you're name and number. Or call my cell. My messege has Home Starrunner as the end!(It's dot com!)
Ok bye.

I'm going to tell you all of my mother's side in Canada:
They're totally awsome people
My gramma's cooking owns you and your momma
My uncle's dogs are probably the only ones who love me(well......Only when I feed them. Otherwise they just like me in a friendly way)
This doesn't count my aunts and uncles and gramma. They don't count because of their *unconditional* love. I'm talking about my cousins. My older cousins, not the younger ones. They're really cool people and they're pretty nice to me, but it's obvious that:
THEY
FUCKIN
HATE
ME
Yep. They have to be nice to me cuz I'm their *cousin*. They all know each other in a special way because they're all so close. Since I'm here in Arizona, isolated from all my family, I'm a reject. Besides, they're all older then me. They can't be friends with people that are so much younger then them. It's just not how things *work*. It's weird. I've known for a *long* time how much they hate me, but always played along with their "acts of charity" and acted like I didn't have any idea that they hated me.Why am I posting this? 2 reasons:No one reads my blog other then my friends that actually know the link to my blog (Total:2)(Readers of the 2:1) and 2: Because I can.
Try and stop me, baby. Try and stop me.

I'm baaaaaaaack!With BRACES!!!!!!!!!!I don't feel the pain yet, but I'm prettu sure it's gonna hit tonight. I got silver and black. For some reason, I feel like singing. I think I'm high. They kept on putting stuff on the braces that smelt like shit, and it kept going down my throat.... O.o While they were twisting the wires, the lady doing my braces (Stacey, as her nametag says) shoved the mirror into my mouth while the pliers were in there. The pliers got pushed against my lip, and then Stacey decided to clamp the liers down really fuckin hard. I almost cried. She was jsut like "Man, you can't stand pain, huh?" I was like Hell no!Who can? Anyway........I get the rest of the day off. I'm gonna go be high some more. "la la la la la lalalalalalalalalala"
--The NEW and IMPROVED Maryann
(and high)

It's the morning.....Before I get my braces!!I'll be back later, cuz I'm gonna try to get the rest of the day off after I get my braces. I heard they hurt like a bitch, and you can't eat solid food anymore. Some encouraging words from Leslie :"Eat lots of steak. You won't be doing it for a while." Well, stragely enough, my dad cooked Filet Mignon(Specially thick steak) for dinner last night. Shit I have to go to the bus now. (I have to go at 7:30...)
--Maryann

Well, gag me with a spoon. I haven't been here for a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time. And don't think I forgot about it!I was always just like "Bah...What's the point?No one reads this any way..I just do it to amuse myself" Well, here I am, waiting for a new, very shrinkable shirt to shrink but not too much...Must be timed perfectly!(Basically, throw the shirt in the dryer, turn it on, and leave)Anyway, to catch you up on the new thing in my life, first I will list everything you will care to know about first:



Ok, that's over.Well, right now, I'm going to act like it's a normal day and that I didn't ignore my blog for like 3 months. On Thursday, I think, I told my mom that I went to Alexis's house for homework(which was the original plan) but then, after doing much work, we decided to break and go to the park.We switched plans, went to the dollar store and *borrowed* quarters from Amber(one of my two best friends)and got Lucas. When i shook some into my mouth, some flew into my nose. Damn, that hurt like a bitch!Anyway, then we went to Amber's house to visit her kittens (just a few days old), and before hand, we had a suprise b-day party for her...well, her b-day.(Duh!)Anyway, we were playing with her kittens, and there was this amazingly cute one, and when I held it, it opened it's eyes for the first time!Of course, that's why we came back on that Thursday. Sure did. After we left, we went by some guys from school's houses (again, since thats the way we went before) and the sprinklers were on. I got so fucking wet! I got sprayed 5 times.(Damn you, Alexis!)And, no lie, complete truth, I was completely, and totally soaked. Therewas not a spot on my jeans that was even just damp. Hell, they were so wet that a guy asked if they were leather. Anyway, after we were done getting wet, we just walked around for a while. Then, this bitchy neighbor guy in a hat (who was there the whole time with us, and also sprayed me) called me a fuckin chink.Ass hole. The entire time he was calling us shit because he was trying to impress Alexis cuz he thought she was hot. Bastard. He called us sluts, ho's, and skanks. Dickweed. And, part of this inspired by my anger, he's a dead ringer for a redneck. Seriously. He looks like he lives in a trailor park. Not by his clothes, nothing like that. He just...Looks like it. Anyway, after that we went back to Alexis's house then went home. Meh.

Got a *more* recent pic...It's my yahoo profile one.
Oh no!Suffering green is people!(My profile...)
And since we have that, I believe there is no need for my former post with a conicidentially ugly pic. Say buh bye to that!!!!(And though I say it is a more recent pic...I say nothing to it being very nice!)

Well, I g2g. My shirt is now shrunk evenly,and therefore, there is no *good* reason for me to be here instead of sleeping. Which I won't be. I'll be upstairs, watching a TiVo recorded episode of The Simpsons.

--Maryann

No longer here!!Lalalalalalalalalalalala!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~Elevator Music~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I'm a bit bored here and I just thought I'd post something in here about BLOGGING MORE OFTEN! :) Heh heh. You know I love you. :D